The MerryBeans

I like to overshare things about my life so setting up my own blog seemed the next logical step.



18.04.18 – Doing our best

To that parent that is giving their toddler a McDonald's for their tea, I know you’re doing your best. Your child may not have eaten anything in three days and you’ve thrown too many casseroles, pasta dishes and vegetable bakes... Continue Reading →

16.04.18 – Judge me when you’ve walked a mile with my sassy beans

Today the beans went to nursery for the first time on a Monday. I've always had Monday's off and spent the day with them either being lazy or doing something to make them wanna go home and be lazy. When... Continue Reading →

11.04.18 – Love and safety. It’s that fucking easy

All anyone actually wants is to be loved and feel safe. Well that’s my opinion anyway. The beans feel confident because they know I’ve got their back, they know that no matter what I will always be there to pull... Continue Reading →

09.04.18 – bossed the first weekend

So how was your first weekend as a “single mum”? I hear you all scream…well firstly thank you for asking it’s nice to know you care; and secondly, it was pretty fucking epic truth be told. On Saturday we had... Continue Reading →

06.04.18 – Doing it alone

For all of my avid blog followers (hi mum) I thought I’d apologise for not keeping you updated on the thoughts that run through my mind and the shenanigans my beans get up to. I have a good excuse, honest.... Continue Reading →

11.03.17 – Happy mother’s day, Mumpty     

I wanted to publically thank my Mumpty and today seemed liked the most appropriate day. But before I get on to that, let’s talk about being a mum. Being a mum is the hardest job I have ever had. But... Continue Reading →

20.02.18 – We could all do with a little bit of Gemma Collins in us

So I am watching trashy TV, like total shit…celebs go dating (it's addictive!). Gemma Collins off of The Only Way Is Essex is on it and wowzers, the girl has got attitude. At first, I was like “fuck me this... Continue Reading →

02.02.18 – I’m totally winging this ‘mum’ shit

I’ve been a mum for three years now – well I guess longer as I was a mum the minute I knew the little beans were in my tummy – but I still don’t know what the fuck I’m doing... Continue Reading →

30.01.18 – Delayed by cuddles

This time three years ago my beans were two days old and I hadn’t yet been able to have a cuddle with them. The first three days of life for premature babies are the most important. If you can get... Continue Reading →

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