The MerryBeans

I like to overshare things about my life so setting up my own blog seemed the next logical step.



03.04.2019 – How do I beat these blues?!

Man alive I am shattered. I have had the beans in bed with me for so many nights in a row I can’t remember how it even started. They go to sleep in their own bed, normally with a bit... Continue Reading →

22.03.19 – Practice what you preach

Ever heard that expression “practice what you preach”? I think there are a lot of us mums who don’t do that. I’m sure there are a lot of people without kids who don’t do it either, but this post is... Continue Reading →

08.03.19 – The F word #InternationalWomansDay

We all know I’m not one to shy away from a swear word despite people calling me crass and vulgar, but too many people cringe when we utter the word…feminism. Images of hairy, smelly women wearing no bra and socks... Continue Reading →

01.03.19 – Being in love

I love love. There is no denying it. I love loving someone and I really love the feeling of being loved. But as I approach the first anniversary of moving into my own house and leaving my marriage behind me,... Continue Reading →

25.01.19 – Let’s talk about sex baby

Firstly, I want to say that if you’re a bit of a prude I’d suggest avoiding this post. Don’t get me wrong, that isn’t a dig. I’d love to be a bit of a prude and have a bit more... Continue Reading →

03.01.2019 – No more flight and a little more fight

This year I will have a new years resolution, but for the first time in 20 years it won't be focusing on losing weight (I'm coming to terms with being a fatty, I wouldn't say that I'm embracing it but... Continue Reading →

20.12.18 – I’m not fucking Superwoman

So I just totally lost my shit with the beans. I didn't really shout, I just told them how it was. I spoke to them like they knew what the fuck I was on about and now, as they're sat... Continue Reading →

08.11.18 – how is your morning going?

This is me trying to be a dynamic mum who gets her shit together every morning in a bid to make the evening that little bit easier. So beans...what do you want for dinner tonight?

20.10.18 – Will it ever hit home that I’m a mum?

I've been a mum for almost four years and I still can't believe I'm responsible for two tiny humans. I'm one of the most irresponsible people you'll ever meet. I just wing every aspect of my life, motherhood included. The... Continue Reading →

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